Reclaim your dog’s dignity and stop ignoring that funky ear smell with this high-speed tactical cleaning guide. You will learn how to successfully corner your canine, execute the necessary squelching maneuvers, and survive the bio-hazardous splash zone without losing your cool. Follow these steps to turn a gross chore into a swift, treat-fueled victory.
Dog Ear Cleaning Guide: Master the Squelch and Splash
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Grab the ear cleaner and cotton balls.
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Lure the dog into a corner so they can't escape.
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Squirt the cleaner into the first ear.
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Rub the base of that ear for ten seconds.
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Step back and let the dog shake the gunk out.
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Wipe the visible parts of the ear with a cotton ball.
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Repeat the process for the other ear.
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Give the dog a treat for not biting you.
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