Your phone is currently a high-tech petri dish of physical grime and digital shame, but we’re ending the chaos right now. This breakdown forces you to scrub away the mystery finger-grease and incinerate the 427 browser tabs you’re hoarding for a version of yourself that doesn't exist. Follow these steps to reclaim your focus and finally silence the red notification badges screaming for your attention.
Clean Your Phone: Evict the Gunk and Digital Guilt
Wipe the screen until your reflection stops judging you.
Remove the case and evict the accumulated pocket lint.
Scrub the case to remove the mystery finger-grease.
Delete five apps you are keeping 'just in case'.
Purge ten screenshots you will never look at again.
Close every single browser tab currently hoarding RAM.
Clear all the notification badges screaming for attention.









