Stop gambling on produce and start dominating the watermelon bin with tactical precision. This guide breaks down how to identify a heavy, resonant, and perfectly-aged melon while maintaining an aura of absolute supermarket authority. Follow these steps to secure a sugary payload and escape the produce aisle before the paralysis of choice can claim your soul.
How to Pick a Watermelon: Stop Failing at the Produce Bin
Approach the watermelon bin with confidence.
Lift a melon to check if it is deceptively heavy.
Locate the creamy yellow spot where it sat in the dirt.
Flick the melon to hear a satisfying hollow thud.
Ensure the stem is shriveled and brown.
Commit to your choice and put it in the cart.









