Bathing a cat is a high-stakes tactical operation where the target possesses liquid physics and ten razors attached to its feet. This breakdown transforms a chaotic biological struggle into a precise sequence of containment, saturation, and post-battle triage. Follow these steps to ensure you both emerge clean, albeit with a significantly damaged relationship and several new scars.
How to Bathe a Cat and Survive the Scars | Step-by-Step
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Catch the cat before it senses your betrayal.
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Lock the bathroom door to eliminate escape routes.
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Lower the cat into the lukewarm water.
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Lather the cat-safe shampoo into the fur.
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Rinse the soap off with a gentle stream of water.
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Wrap the cat in a towel to prevent the 'wet dog' shake.
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Dry the cat thoroughly with the towel.
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Apply antiseptic to your new battle scars.
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