Eliminate your lizard-skin status and sand yourself into a smooth, functioning human. This tactical guide breaks down the sensory chaos of body scrubbing into actionable strikes, from the initial 'naked mole rat' transition to the final burrito-towel wrap. Stop staring at the jar and start the grit-fueled transformation now.
Body Scrub Guide: How to Stop Being a Crusty Lizard
Step into the shower.
Wet your skin.
Open the scrub jar.
Scoop out a handful of grit.
Rub the scrub in circles.
Rinse until you aren't crunchy anymore.
Close the jar lid.
Dry off with a towel.









