Stop treating basic social interaction like a high-stakes bomb disposal mission. This guide mechanizes the terrifying process of starting a conversation into actionable, glitch-proof steps so you can engage a human without your brain fleeing the country. Follow these instructions precisely to bypass your internal panic and successfully transmit audio signals to a fellow biological entity.
How to Talk to Humans: The Step-by-Step Survival Guide
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Select a human within range.
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Move within speaking distance.
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Make eye contact for exactly one second.
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Say 'Hi' before your brain sabotages you.
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Mention one thing happening right now.
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Ask them a question about it.
7
Stop talking and wait for a response.
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