Stop overthinking your health and start hunting down your sneakers like a detective on a high-stakes case. This guide strips away the fitness influencer fluff to give you a series of aggressive, tactical wins over your laundry pile and the laws of physics. You aren't just exercising—you're reclaiming your floor space and asserting dominance over the version of yourself that wants to stay on the couch.
How to Actually Start a Fitness Routine (No-BS Guide)
1
Put on your sneakers.
2
Clear a square of floor space.
3
Do 10 squats.
4
Set a daily alarm titled MOVE.
5
Fill a water bottle.
6
Walk outside for 10 minutes.
7
Mark today as Day 1 on a calendar.
8
High-five the air.
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