Stop waiting for motivation; it’s a myth designed to sell gym memberships you’ll never use. This breakdown is a tactical strike against your own inertia, turning 'getting in shape' into a series of punchy, low-stakes victories that outsmart your executive dysfunction. From hunting down your abandoned sneakers to deleting the delivery apps that steal your grocery budget, we’re replacing the existential dread of exercise with simple, decisive action.
8 Simple Tasks to Get in Shape and Outwork Your Brain
Put on your sneakers before your brain objects.
Walk outside for ten minutes.
Do ten squats in the middle of the room.
Chug a large glass of water.
Perform five pushups on the nearest flat surface.
Delete one food delivery app.
Hold a plank for thirty seconds.
Eat a vegetable that isn't a potato.









