Your home is under siege by tiny, uninvited roommates who think your pantry is an all-you-can-eat buffet. This breakdown converts your paralyzed executive function into a tactical strike force designed to trap, seal, and reclaim your territory with ruthless efficiency. Follow these orders to stop the scuttling and re-establish yourself as the undisputed apex predator of the household.
Get Rid of Mice: A Tactical Guide to Total Home Victory
Buy a pack of classic snap traps.
Smear a glob of peanut butter on the triggers.
Place the traps along the walls where you saw the intruders.
Stuff steel wool into every hole you find in the baseboards.
Move all open food into hard plastic containers.
Check the traps for prizes every single morning.
Toss the occupied traps into the outdoor trash bin.
Declare yourself the undisputed apex predator of the house.









