Your hard drive is a ticking time bomb, and it’s time to defuse it before your digital life evaporates into the void. This guide weaponizes your spite against technology to secure your essential files through sheer, concentrated action. You’re going to drag-and-drop your way to safety and intimidate a progress bar into submission, proving you’re finally the boss of your own chaos.
Backup Your Files: The Actionable Guide for Real People
Plug your external drive into the computer or log into your cloud storage.
Select every file that would cause a legitimate crisis if it disappeared.
Drag the selected files into the backup destination folder.
Stare at the progress bar to intimidate it into moving faster.
Click the eject button to avoid corrupting your entire digital life.
Unplug the drive and put it in a drawer you actually use.
Perform a victory lap around your chair for being a responsible human.
