Stop letting your money rot in a shoebox or a bank with a logo that offends your ancestors. This guide drags you through the digital gauntlet of opening a checking account, from hunting down your SSN in the freezer to uploading an ID photo that isn't just a blurry shot of your thumb. Get it done now so you can go back to ignoring your emails with a clear conscience.
Open a Checking Account: The Decisive No-Fluff Guide!
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Pick the bank with the least offensive logo.
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Open the "Open Account" page on their website.
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Type your name and address into the form.
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Take a photo of your ID without your thumb in the way.
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Upload the ID photo.
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Type your Social Security number into the box.
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Transfer the minimum deposit from your current stash.
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Click the "Submit" button.
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