You are about to execute a high-stakes tactical intervention to reclaim your children’s brains from the digital void. This guide transforms the vague nightmare of 'the talk' into a series of decisive maneuvers, from staging a Wi-Fi hostage situation to exposing the filtered lies of professional influencers. It is built for the parent who values swift action over boring lectures and knows that every successful negotiation requires a snack-based victory lap.
How to Talk to Kids About Social Media Without a Riot
Summon the tiny humans to the living room.
Ask them to show you their three most-used apps.
Explain that influencers are basically professional liars.
List five specific personal details they must never share.
Promise not to lose your mind if they report a creepy message.
Set a hard 'phones off' time for the entire house.
End the meeting with a high-five and a snack.
