Transform that cold fridge-brick into a salty, crispy masterpiece before your executive function checks out for the night. This guide turns cooking into a series of tactical strikes, from interrogating eggs to pulverizing rice boulders with zero mercy. Get in, get fed, and leave the crime scene in the sink for future-you to regret tomorrow.
Make Egg Fried Rice: Tiny Task Guide for Hungry Brains
Rescue the cold rice from the fridge.
Crack two eggs into a bowl.
Beat the eggs like they owe you money.
Heat oil in a pan until it shimmers.
Scramble the eggs in the pan.
Toss the rice into the pan.
Splash in the soy sauce.
Eat it before you lose interest.









