You’re about to turn dry grain into fuel without letting executive dysfunction win. This guide hacks the oatmeal process into punchy, impossible-to-fail maneuvers that treat your kitchen like a tactical zone. Execute these steps now to feed your brain before it decides to live on caffeine and spite alone.
Make Oatmeal: A No-Nonsense Task Breakdown for Humans
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Grab a microwave-safe bowl from the cupboard.
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Dump half a cup of oats into the bowl.
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Drown the oats in one cup of water or milk.
4
Nuke the bowl in the microwave for two minutes.
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Stir the hot sludge until the lumps vanish.
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Throw a spoonful of sugar or fruit on top.
7
Eat the oatmeal before it turns into structural concrete.
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