You are about to turn a carton of liquid cream into solid, salty gold through sheer force of will and intense jar-shaking. We’ve mapped out every micro-step from finding your missing keys to the final, triumphant smear on your toast. Stop overthinking the process and start the workout; it’s time to make the best butter you’ve ever tasted.
Make Butter: The High-Action Guide for Distracted Brains
Buy a carton of heavy whipping cream.
Pour the cream into a glass jar.
Screw the lid on like you actually want it to stay there.
Shake the jar until a solid yellow lump forms.
Drain the liquid buttermilk into a separate container.
Rinse the butter lump under a stream of ice-cold water.
Mash the butter with a spoon to squeeze out trapped water.
Stir in a pinch of salt unless you enjoy blandness.









