Stop donating your life savings to baristas for cold bean water and start making it yourself with zero effort and maximum authority. We are going to grind, drown, and then completely ignore a jar of coffee until it transforms into the liquid productivity your brain actually needs. This breakdown is designed to bypass your executive dysfunction by turning a vague project into a series of punchy, satisfying mini-victories.
Master Cold Brew: A Decisive Guide to Liquid Productivity
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Grind coffee beans coarsely.
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Dump grounds into a jar.
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Drown the grounds in cold water.
4
Stir the sludge.
5
Seal the jar.
6
Abandon the jar in the fridge for 12 hours.
7
Strain the liquid through a filter.
8
Consume the bean juice.
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Task complete: you have successfully manufactured the liquid fire needed to override your executive dysfunction. Harness this momentum by throwing your next vague nightmare at Quantizar before the caffeine wears off and the couch reclaim its victim. Keep moving; stagnation is the enemy.
