You are about to turn a bunch of woody sticks into a buttery masterpiece without the usual executive dysfunction meltdown. This breakdown simplifies the entire process into high-speed micro-actions, from snapping the life out of the stalks to the final lemon-infused victory. Stop staring at the fridge and start the sizzle; your future self is already hungry and actually eating a vegetable.
Cook Asparagus: A Simple, No-Fluff Action Guide
Snap the woody ends off the asparagus.
Rinse the stalks to remove the grit.
Crank the stove to medium-high heat.
Toss a glob of butter into the pan.
Throw the asparagus into the heat.
Shake salt and pepper over the stalks.
Sauté until they are bright green.
Plate the stalks before they get sad.









