Stop surviving on lukewarm string cheese and turn those fridge-dwellers into crispy, charred glory before your brain defects to a Wikipedia rabbit hole. This breakdown obliterates executive dysfunction by turning 'cooking' into a series of aggressive, low-stakes micro-wins. Follow the steps, roast the veg, and eat something that actually grew in the ground today.
How to Roast Vegetables Without Getting Distracted
Crank the oven to 400°F (200°C) before you lose interest.
Hack the vegetables into bite-sized pieces like a culinary lumberjack.
Drown the veg in oil and salt until they look shiny and expensive.
Spread the veg on a baking sheet so they aren't touching each other's personal space.
Shove the tray into the oven.
Set a 25-minute timer so you don't burn the house down.
Pull the tray out once the edges look charred and delicious.









